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Saturday 4 April 2015

You will be Jailed for Wearing Skinny Jeans or Having Music in Your Phone - ISIS

 

The most notorious terrorist group in the World has enacted new laws which are harsher than ever. According to IBT UK, anyone caught wearing skinny jeans face a prison sentence of ten days.

Other jailable offenses include having music on your mobile phone, smoking, or turning up late for prayer. For violating any of these laws, one faces ten days in prison, after which you would take an ‘Islamic course’.

The purpose is to orient you towards their brand of extremist philosophy, and you would not be released until you pass a test they administer at the end of your training.

ISIS plans to establish an Islamic caliphate, a state where Islamic law is the law and Islam the way of life. They abhor any and all Western influence.

During the week, they released pictures of their soldiers burning meat meant for the starving in their cities, for the sole reason that the meat was produced in the USA.


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